Tuesday, February 06, 2007



What kind of car should I buy?

If I'm able to drive that is. It's been well over a year since I've been behind the wheel of a motor vehicle. Will I be able to stand the masses of morons who drive the pavement on a daily basis? I guess the real test will begin.

What sort of car should I buy?

Do I BUY A CAR THAT'S:

Comfortable?
Safe?
Good on petrol?
Fast?
Stylish?
Sporty?
Sexy?
Reliable?

Do I buy a:

Compact?
Saloon?
Mini-Van? (gasp)
Sports Car?
Pick-Up Truck
SUV (hiss)
Hybrid? (hmmm)

So many choices.

Please help me make a decision.

Thank You.

Jack

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jack... buy a Mazda. They're the greatest!

Kathie

Anonymous said...

You will need a car with a bit of space, so that you will not feel stuck in and have place to move. Since you have a friend and the great Californian weather, there must be a few Drive In theaters and should you invite your friend to go, you's will both have enough place for pop and popcorn. Don't buy a big freakin truck or big car like an intrepid, they will surely overwhelm you. Medium size is best. Easier to park and drive, gives you a little place for error. If you do go to the drive in, make sure you leave after everyone is almost gone, because if you need your place, better wait. You should try to relax, and always look further ahead when you are in a car. Don't look infront of your bumper, but way ahead, it is less overwhelming and a good practice to see what is coming, keep your eyes at the same distance infront of you while driving. Always, I mean, always keep your eyes on the road, seems like everytime I take my eyes off the car in front of me, it brakes, ha. Good Luck Jack, a voice from Montreal...Alien...I went to California when I was 18, my Dad worked for a while at Ratheon, building the Challenger Jet. He's retired now. It was great there, especially since I freeze my butsky every winter here, ha. We were in a hotel, in Burbanks, with a pool in the middle with rooms on each side, two floors. There was a guy that I talked with there, he had a giants bed, not becaue I used it, but it was built with all big poles, was real high and all. Anyways...take care of your friend, she might need an extra box of chocolates, now that you forgot to say Happy Valentines. Dr. Phil said today, to ask your friend what she finds romantic and then you know, how to make her feel wanted. I think you need her more than you might think right now.....So stop staring at her, I told you not to take your eyes of the road, ha ha. Alien