Monday, February 26, 2007

Friendly Fire? 2/26/07

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FRIENDLY FIRE?

Is Roy the enemy or a confidant? I don't know. My mind is confused.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Sorry ... Webisode 34

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I've received dozens of emails telling me how cruel and insensitive I've been to Keren on Valentine's Day. Yes, I agree. I have been very selfish and angry towards her. She's been very helpful and look how I treated her.

Being the ill mannered boor I am, I realized the errors of my way and I brought a box of chocolates and a bouquet of flowers. I took her to a nice intimate cafe for dinner.

Keren has been the light in my months of darkness. I'm very happy that she's in my life. Thanks to Keren I've slowly been able to get behind the wheel of a car. I'm taking it step by step, but with her help I'm confident that I'll be able to drive by myself soon.

Thank you Keren and thank you to the reader of the blog.

- Jack

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

MAN + A WOMAN ARGUE ON VALENTINE'S DAY

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FEB. 14TH VALENTINE'S DAY.

What I did on the most romantic day of the year:

Keren took me out for a drive in her car, early this morning. Very early - 5 am. She forced me to drive. The last time I was behind the wheel was on the night of Dec. 23 2005.

It was good that we went driving very early in the morning. Less nutters on the road.

Needless to say I was very nervous. We argued.

I was nervous driving, sort of like riding a bike for the first time. I was awful behind the wheel and to Keren as well.

Well, I grumbled and moaned. Keren was a trooper.

I forgot it was Valentine's Day until Keren dropped me off. I didn't say anything. She looked sad and sped off.

I looked at the newspaper and read the date.

I have to buy Keren flowers and a box of chocolates.

I'm a true romantic.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007



What kind of car should I buy?

If I'm able to drive that is. It's been well over a year since I've been behind the wheel of a motor vehicle. Will I be able to stand the masses of morons who drive the pavement on a daily basis? I guess the real test will begin.

What sort of car should I buy?

Do I BUY A CAR THAT'S:

Comfortable?
Safe?
Good on petrol?
Fast?
Stylish?
Sporty?
Sexy?
Reliable?

Do I buy a:

Compact?
Saloon?
Mini-Van? (gasp)
Sports Car?
Pick-Up Truck
SUV (hiss)
Hybrid? (hmmm)

So many choices.

Please help me make a decision.

Thank You.

Jack